Understand Each Other

Hai Friends…
To all the guys who read this…..

please read fully and
understand…………..


To all the girls who read this………..

An excellent forward……please read fully..... and forward to the boys you know……….
This is a beautiful article:
The woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with
these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have

because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or
your Sister /friend hasn't,

as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary
achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost
as much as you do for full years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home,
people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and
even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while
you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and
cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe
more,
and yet never ever expected to complain;

to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you
are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and
knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she
learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even
men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your
irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent
insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance and ride and drive the life

just as well as you can, but won't,
simply

Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise


One, who can be late from work once in a while When deadlines, just
like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most
important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she
knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your
sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if
you may call it.

But not many understand this......

Please know "HER"

Can we look at the other side of this coin too…..?

Here is a boy who is as educated as you are , usually more,

Who is earning as much as you are , if not more,

One who has dreams and aspirations to spend his money on himself as much as you do,

because he is as human as you are.

One who has never taken anyone else's bags on himself ,

just like you and your brother's havent ,

as he was not the fairer sex,

and the world does not give him any concessions in any queues or tax payments or "reservations of seats" for his "coolie"nary activities.

One who has lived with and loved his parents and brothers and sisters,

for 20-27 years of his life, just as a part of them.

One who has left all the sports channel, friends (especially the girls), the time he could have given to his hobbies, Infact his hobbies per se, his free spirit, to adopt to your "kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi", your idea of a great evening, for being by your side.

One who is supposed to be a Master financial manager from day #1

while you sleep oblivious to his predicament in his new circumstances,
environment and that "kyunki..";

One who is supposed to talk to you sweetly whether morning or evening,

even if he is as tired as you are, just to prove that he is not ignoring you.

one who is always supposed to say "darling you look beautiful today"

even if you dont , just to save the day.

to be a servant , a driver, an ATM, a care taker,

even if he dosen't want to be all that.

And is learning just as you are,

all that you want from him.

and is clumsy and sloppy at times
and knows that you won't like it if he demands anything,
or if he walks faster than you;

(this was wrongly written for girls and applies in these phrases more)

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one, who has his own set of friends,
and that includes girls and even women at his workplace too,
those, who he knows from school days
and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy,
unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

yes, he can drink and dance
just as well as you can, but won't,
simply because you won't like it,
even if you smell his clothes everytime he is late;

One who can be late from work,

and its not always "a party" or "someone else" you spy,

one, who is doing his level best
and wants to make this most important relationship
in his entire life to sustain,
if you just help him some and trust him;

one, who just wants one thing from you,
as you are the only one new in his life,
- your unstinted trust and understanding his needs,
your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding,
or love for his freedom, if you may call it.

But no one talks at all about this leave aside understanding......

Please know "HIM"


I hope you will do....

RK LAXMAN Cartoons

Who won finally ??

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had got my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a
brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you
love me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Signed: Your EX-Wife







Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.


Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Men Are Just Happier People

Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. Yo u can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Deadly scrabbles

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE

When you rearrange the letters:

FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Last Moments

Best Poem 2005

When I born, I Black,

When I grow up, I Black,

When I go in Sun, I Black,

When I scared, I Black,

When I sick, I Black,

And when I die, I still black..

And you White fella,

When you born, you Pink,

When you grow up, you White,

When you go in Sun, you Red,

When you cold, you Blue,

When you scared, you Yellow,

When you sick, you Green,

And when you die, you Gray..

And you calling me Colored ??